f: you don't know what necrophilia is?
j: are you serious?
f: i don't think we should tell you. it's probably better that you don't know.
j: well, we can tell you, but then we'd have to kill you...
f: and then......... you know.....
(from www.cacophony.com)
posted by Tom 6/8/2000 2:13:15 PM
Failure: I am an addict....
I regret to admit that it is barely a week into the month of June and I have already violated my oath of TV abstinance. I have commited the sin of "Survivor". I had to watch them eat bugs. I am sorry.
I only hope that I can be accepted for the flawed human that I am and that forgiveness can be found. Especially from you, dear sweet television. I took for granted the important void you filled between dinner and bedtime and I underestimed my own lack of motivation for finding other things to do.
There is hope! DSL is supposedly to be up and running again this week! Maybe the slightly more interactive landscape of the internet can offer me solace...
posted by Tom Hirashima 6/8/2000 1:53:32 PM
