HEY BASTARDS. GOT A GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YA...

UPCOMING 481 PARTIES!
(AT 481 14TH STREET X-GUERRERO - NEXT TO BLACK AND BLUE TATTOO)

DAY OF THE DEAD / PABLO'S B-DAY BASH:
WHEN? WED, NOV 1ST FROM 4PM TO WHENEVER...
WE'LL HAVE BOOZE AND ENTERTAINMENT, BUT FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN TO THE MIX.

SCORPIO B-DAY MADNESS
WHEN? NOV 17TH @ 8PM
WE'LL HAVE FIRE SPINNERS AND KIM WILL BE PROJECTING SUPER 8 MOVIES ON OUR OUTDOOR SCREEN. WE GOT IT ALL, BABY. PEOPLE BE FLYIN' IN FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY FOR THIS SHIT. ALL NIGHT, BABY, ALL NIGHT.

RSVP TO:
ralphcostanzo@hotmail.com OR CALL US AT 415.255.0685 AND LEAVE A MESSAGE.

TOM - SEND THIS OUT TO THE "TL"

Posted by Sketch Metzger at 03:53 PM | Permalink

Please people, show the canidates what you think on election day and Vote Vader!

Or you could just join R.U. Sirius and Mock the vote.

Posted by Tom at 03:21 PM | Permalink

The War Begins

See it all today in the bold new photo journal by MonkeyFarts Entertainment:
BUZZKILL

Due to graphic content, viewer discretion is advised

Posted by Tom at 09:39 PM | Permalink

Verschnupft?

I can't read German, but this looks like an ad for powdered asprin, complete with nose-straw. I love the box art.

Posted by Tom at 06:27 PM | Permalink

Yahoo! Search Results for pics of eminem nude

That's got to be one of the best search engine reffers we've ever gotten.

Posted by Tom at 12:23 AM | Permalink

Wow, i'm hooked on AdFlip.com. So many fly old print ads!
link courtesy of Redrick

Posted by Tom at 12:18 AM | Permalink

Ha! BBspot.com is almost better than The Onion. With headlines like "Microsoft Purchases Evil from Satan", how can you go wrong?

Posted by Tom at 01:56 PM | Permalink

One head, two faces, but still just nine lives.

wow. that's gotta sound wierd when it meows...

Posted by Tom at 07:38 PM | Permalink

Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!

Posted by Tom at 02:26 AM | Permalink

STOP CLOWN PORN NOW!

Huh?

Posted by Tom at 02:20 AM | Permalink

Arnocorps
The original Arnold Schwarzenegger tribute band! Site not quite on-line yet, but sign up for info.

Posted by Tom at 12:22 PM | Permalink

eBay item 469441722-Thom Yorke
Why buy Kid A when you could get Thom himself?

Posted by Tom at 11:28 PM | Permalink

Everyone go say hi to Susie, she'll hook you up with the phat deals.

Posted by Tom at 11:17 PM | Permalink

Ahh, the MonkeyCam is back. Slightly poorer quality than before, but at least it doesn't crash my computer now. 60 sec refresh for now.

Posted by Tom at 10:35 AM | Permalink

Crack Whores for Bush!
Show your support! Go buy your tee-shirt today!

Posted by Tom at 12:29 AM | Permalink

Stinkymeat II
Good lord! No one told me that Stinkymeat part II started already! We're so behind!

Posted by Tom at 08:56 PM | Permalink

Flaming Bag of Poo!
Click above to download a flaming bag of poo. Yes.

Posted by Tom at 05:41 PM | Permalink

Click here to live forever.

Yeah.....
Link from saran warp

Posted by Tom at 08:20 PM | Permalink

Candylicker

Holy Shit. This man is too much.

Posted by Tom at 08:18 PM | Permalink

Your Nutz Home Page
Buy a pair of testicles for your automobile to give it some real balls!

Posted by Tom at 09:01 PM | Permalink

Ninja Kitty
A kitten being deceptively cute. He can't fool me, though, cats are still evil.

Posted by Tom at 03:11 PM | Permalink

Student suspended for suspected PHP use.
Good Lord, not in our schools!

Posted by Tom at 03:08 PM | Permalink

APBNews.com

Lets you easedrop on police scanners in various cities. I just heard a crack bust in the Tenderloin and U-Haul reports 4 trucks are missing from its lot...fun stuff.

Posted by Tom at 01:44 PM | Permalink

Perhaps you've already seen this, but I forgot about it - but I whenever I see a Muni with "Company X: E-Commerce Solutions" written on it, I think of this:

Posted by Scut at 09:27 AM | Permalink

Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs.

Wow.

Posted by Tom at 08:50 PM | Permalink

Check it out:


Elko pics are up.

Posted by Tom at 03:15 PM | Permalink

BIBO Homepage

This came to via one of my prospective roommates. I'm going to have nightmares tonight...

Posted by Tom at 01:45 PM | Permalink

Got Rice?

I don't know how to feel about this...on one hand perpetuating racial stereotypes isn't that great, but hey, asians kick ass! I do eat a lot of rice, own chopsticks, and drive a toyota, after all.

Link from Diarreah Brittanica

Posted by Tom at 09:49 PM | Permalink

Happy Trails

Well, Dave has left for Seattle, so if any of you know someone cool and not insane who needs a place to live, lemme know...

Posted by Tom at 09:21 PM | Permalink

This is good for a laugh, ads are so much better in other countries. Link courtsey of Kottke.org.

Posted by Tom at 11:30 AM | Permalink