The Urban Iditarod is here!
The Urban Iditarod is here! Man, I wish I'd known about this eariler, I'd put together a Monkeyfarts team!
« January 2001 | Main | March 2001 »
The Urban Iditarod is here! Man, I wish I'd known about this eariler, I'd put together a Monkeyfarts team!
Monkeyfarts Exclusive Photo!!!
Secrets of BART revealed!
Holy toasted crap on a french roll...in the past month our hit count has doubled, and some time this weekend we topped 7,000 hits. And here we are still 2 months from our 1 year anniversary! Maybe we'll hit 10,000 by then? For those of you in San Francisco, we are trying to plan an event in the city, pending the correct funds and all. Expect to see some changes around here soon, too. Like a new layout, a features section, and the return of the newsfeed.
Speaking of features, if anyone out there is a writer or flash artist or creative/humorous sort, we would be interested in publishing your original content. Ideally, I'd like to have a full staff of contributors and such, but all we can offer is free publishing of your work. Still, if any of you are interesetd, please drop a line.
Ahh, the art of Bonsai.... Kitten Bonsai that is.
Oh man, now this guy is wierd...
Yes, yes it is. A place to enjoy drinking culture and hedonism.
Articles. Funny funny ha ha. Nick, the vomitorium piece if for you.
HA! Big d/l but tons o' fun.
Original Super Greg here
Ok, I know the content has been a little racy lately, what with the naked ratings and perv flash, so I'm gonna keep all this in one post and warn you now. THIS SHIT MAY OFFEND YOU. Not that it should bother most of our regular visitors, but if mommy and daddy will kick yor ass for viewing this, then go to bed children, this is for 18+ only.
First off :Lego Porn. This has been around for a while and is most tame, so why not let it start off?
Second: Stick Figure Porn. Yes, animated gifs of stick figures getting it on.
Third: Melon Fucker. Sex with melons. Very graphic. In german, too, click here for translation.
Fourth, last, and possibly most offensive: Rosebuds. Jewellery for your anus. I'm not making this up.
HERE'S THE LATEST FROM JOSHUA...
hahr you wrinkled monkey cunt,
hows you all? have big penis here, must visit. harh, you come here? mexico bad, bad mexico: dirty ugly toothless hoar of a country, the ratlands, swamp beggars and gold chains on stinkled chests. the stink of human sin, filthy hearts stained with the cum of big shots from the border ford moto company, juarez, mexico. federales all on the bust bust, children running around poking their government issue uzzis in your conch and mayo dinner, and dinners bad enough without bullet pudding and hahr remmemberber that dirty fuckin town with those ageless mexican hoars squirming on the swamp pole to cheesey gay tunes while immigrants in top hats licked their rotsour pus pus, and we and galshow and nesmith all smug in the back with the big shot local drug lord. white linen and stinkle chains. the hairless squirrel pig scampers across another fourteen years of virginity. i smile from over at the band stand. i am rip drunk. you look to the left three times like a raven in an otherwise ominous helter celtic myth. you spot the hoar three times. she smiles three golden teeth and looks to the west where the large ubermonkey jumps. i had better stop this nonsense, i say. you all say: this is becoming dangerously self referential, and whats more, what s more, is we are included in this wreckless "i". stop now. i have a pistol and cheap buddha beads hewn from the new imac computer plastics. honduras has tempered me, honduras has soothe for me, for sooth for you. tooth for her. love you all and some sense next, joshua
Assembler.org - Making Art with Machine Code
Damn fine.
Cool late night web surfing...a fascinating Online Tour of the LA river - this really is awesome...
Yes, superstore. Although to be truthful, they have much more than just JC goods, as you can expect to find many action figures and t-shirts featuring your favorite religious figures, if thy're in stock. Hurry!
oh, and you always could go here for the real thing, too.
FULL ON PIDGIN--Talk Conversational Pidgin/Vocabulary
Eh, Haole, come try spak dis. Lesse if yo can handle, Randal.
Ha! For those of you who just can't get enough /.
Pretty well done, if you ask me.
Oh good lord...you knew it had to happen, and now it's here: RateMeNude.com
I don't even know how this is legal. Needless to say, major p0rn alert. Beware.
Ladies and gentlemen- I am pleased to announce the newest Monkeyfarts feature. Something that has taken months to bring to fruition, and will take many more months to reach maturity:
Behold, flash has reached it's peak.
Now if this isn't 100% weird, then I don't know what is. Definetly do not view this at work, school, or within eyesight of mom. Goddamned weird.
...and no, I wasn't surfing for p0rn when I found this...shut up.
Good lord, it looks as though we've made it into AOL's search index and it is directing and inordinate amount of you here. And it looks like all of you are searching for the Naked News. For shame.
...tell your friends.
Muahaha! You have to d/l this: Thundercats bloopers!
It's oh so lovely to hear Snarf swearing up a storm.
Monkeyfarts Exclusive Photo:
The Renaming of Bush Street.
