More Monkey Madness...
More Monkey Madness...
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More Monkey Madness...
A flash music video for the song "I'm a Cow" by the band Riddle Me This. I would have spit milk out my nose, had I been drinking it.
Holy crap in a microwave! This is truly a tool for the wise. Input your e-mail address and it converts it to HTML code that a web browser will render into an email address when used in a link, but which will foil most spambots! Brilliance!
Thanks Andre!
You were educated stupid and evil by evil educators. Do you enjoy being stupid?
Apparently, we've all been grossly misinformed. In one rotation of the earth, there is not 24 hours, as we all foolishly thought, but in fact there are 4 simultaneous 24-hour periods! Hence: The Timecube.
Thank god there are people this wise to remind us all of how stupid we all really are ;)
Monkeyfarts exclusive photo number 5 (?):
This door was found at the Las Vegas Airport...

This might be too good to be true but according to Fucked Company (running at about minute 14 of it's 15 minutes of fame, but still an undisputed industry authority), the vile X10 "miniature video camera" company is going out of business! Read all about it.
Napster may be dead, but the future is bright indeed! Behold Kazaa!
Hold on to that worthless dot-com stock! They're bidding like crazy on Ebay.
from Fucked Company
Crazed cat almost kills man.
Thanks Esther!
Welcome to SeduCity, the premiere adult virtual community.
I mean, come on, I play UO religiously and even I think this is too much. However, if we had funding, I'd actually sign up in order to write a review of it. If anything's got potential for a twisted yet hilarious write up, it'd be this.
"puking in dull bags can no longer be accepted, imagine your delight when you discover the receptacle you are about to puke into is of the highest pedigree. . . how much happier you would be handing over the steaming bag to the hostess. . ."
Style comes to airsickness.
Wow, this has probably been around considering it one a Webby last night, but it's also one of the funniest flash implementations ever! And the best of the recent rash of "dancing" sites I've seen... "Dancing Paul"
"Mario Dinis has sex with his sister Lucy Dinis they fuck"
A facinating phenomenon that is sweeping the web! Or at least filepile.
Interactivity Time!!!
Today, I want to make a list for all posterity of obscure icons of the Internet age. Persistant advertising, obscure companies that flopped, strange things that you would only have known about if you were a true internet junkie or deeply involved in a dot-com. Click the "COMMENTS" section below and let's collect!!!
Custom's Agent: Why is your upholstry moving?
Coyote: Ahhhh... that's just the seat massage!

Damn, this site has got some freaky ass pics of airplane damage that will be sure to comfort you the next time you're at the airport. Be sure to check out the "birdstrike" pics in the military section.
Jesus appears on Band-aid! News at 11
Bloody hell, er, I mean heaven, will miracles never cease?
Gnome Freedom Group Strikes Again
The adventures of Unemployed Theo. Tom?
Webvan sure died a quick death. Just look at their website now.
Headhunter.net (Job Details) - Imperial Death Star
The job search is over!
Have I mentioned how much I love FilePile lately? Well, I do. Very, very much.
Speaking of unemployment, it's that time of year again when we have to pony up some dough to our hosting company for our server space and domain name. Since we here at Monkeyfarts™ would like to continue to bring you some top quality crap year round, it would be fan-diddly-tastic if some of you could find it in your hearts to help us out. If I had job I wouldn't ask, but hey, it's been almost 4 months, so gimmie.
In the meanwhile, why don't you go play with yourself.
Where I plan on spending all my unemployment checks.
...and many others who feel the same.
eBay item 1613674893 - Prime Casey O'Hara Ass Hair
Ohhhh yeah. I'm bidding high on this one!
McDonald's Sued for Maggot-Infested Cheeseburger
Enjoy your lunch.
All on one 404 page! *swoon*
So, you've probably noticed the new layout. I hope it doesn't look too bland, I defnietly focused on features more than overall look this time. Much thanks to glish for all the css layout goodies (almost table-less design!). Everything should be jiving good in ie5.x or ns6.0, but if you're using ns4.x, the it probably looks a little different (i.e. it sucks), so you should run over here to learn about upgrading your broswer.
I haven't tested it in mac ie5 or mac ns6 yet, so if any of you out there are using those browsers, please let me know if anything looks terribly wrong. Other than that, enjoy!