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October 31, 2001

Don't go to the toilet

Don't go to the toilet today!

October 29, 2001

Why didn't anyone tell me

Why didn't anyone tell me that Snoop Dogg is now making porno?

Tom Jones presents the fabulous

Tom Jones presents the fabulous 'cat game'...

October 28, 2001

Bwahahaha! Now that's a 404

Bwahahaha!

Now that's a 404 page!

October 26, 2001

*ahem* Well, I think I

*ahem* Well, I think I need a laugh after that one. Jeeze. Anyway - I am happy to bring you the worlds most maddening flash game. Love Bunny.

October 25, 2001

Stone Baby Born Woman gives

Stone Baby Born

Woman gives birth to a calcified fetus. Fascinating, if not a bit disturbing. (Thx Don)

[WARNING: Contains Graphic Images]

FAT LANE ONLINE Internet Magazine

FAT LANE ONLINE Internet Magazine

Now I know I posted something similar to this a while ago, but this link is much more complete. More heavily (a pun!) photoshopped celebrity pics, adding artificial pounds to those "dangerously underweight" ladies in the public eye. If I had photoshop skills like this, I wouldn't be out of work for long.

October 24, 2001

Red hot Ferrari for Sale.

Red hot Ferrari for Sale. Zero Miles! Did I mention Red Hot??? (I submitted this to whowouldbuythat so you may see this posted there soon!

The culmination of modern technology:

The culmination of modern technology: A real magic 8-ball shaken and read over the internet.

October 22, 2001

See, I always knew cats

See, I always knew cats were evil.

Worm Be careful, you may

Worm

Be careful, you may not get any work done today...

You know you want it.

You know you want it.

Secrets of Chainsaw Juggling revealed!

Secrets of Chainsaw Juggling revealed! Anyone want to buy this thing? Read the description...

October 19, 2001

Peter Pan found Tinkerbell!!!. Gotta

Peter Pan found Tinkerbell!!!. Gotta love that guy. (thanks Esther)

October 17, 2001

I Know Where Bruce Lee

I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives.

Is your company running out

Is your company running out of sales tactics? Perhaps a robot can help!

October 14, 2001

Tourist of Death!!! Yeah, yeah,

Tourist of Death!!!

Yeah, yeah, you've probably seen that dumb picture already, and maybe a few remixes of it, but now there's a whole website chock full of hilarious photoshopped images just waiting for you perusal. Get ready to brace yourself against the barrage of e-mail attachments that will soon follow.

update: Apparently there's Touristguy.com, too. Loads a bit faster.

October 13, 2001

Hot Shit Ya'll: We were

Hot Shit Ya'll:




We were chosen as Bizarre Magazine's #1 E/N website in their October 2001 issue, our first mention in a print publication (that we know of).
Look tha fuck out.

PornBomb.org Why drop bombs on

PornBomb.org

Why drop bombs on the Taliban when you can use porn?

"The Taliban forces will give up Osama bin Laden once they become consumed with flipping through pages of smut. Their minds will change from promoting some violent strain of Islam to wondering if it feels different with their other hand. "

Brilliant.

October 12, 2001

Very strange and hilarious classified

Very strange and hilarious classified ads section from Framley Examiner.

Man had two pets, now

Man had two pets, now he has one.

October 11, 2001

This you have to see

This you have to see for yourself in order to believe. It defies explanation.

Very strange... slightly funny, slightly

Very strange... slightly funny, slightly frightening, very wierd. (via Brian)

October 10, 2001

Isn't it about time they

Isn't it about time they made a bra for your ass?

Yes.

It's official: "Jedi Knight" is

It's official: "Jedi Knight" is ON the list of religions for the 2001 UK census.

WOW! This must be repeated in the United States. It's fascinating at a hundred levels, "What is the meaning of religion, what is the meaning of census data...etc..."

October 07, 2001

Insert Silence One of the

Insert Silence

One of the best flash pieces I believe I have ever seen. Big download & cpu hog, but well worth it.
Brought to you by those damn talented bastards at Presstube and Pitaru.

October 06, 2001

'Penis' found floating in bottle

'Penis' found floating in bottle was mold, police say.

Damn, there goes what was sure to be one of the great urban legends. Fucking internet.

October 05, 2001

My god... this is maddeningly

My god... this is maddeningly stupid. But somhow hilarious!

Anyone out there looking for

Anyone out there looking for LPs to sample for their mixes... or if you just need to train your bird to talk, here are two winners:

New York Cabbie LP
Train Your Bird to Talk LP

October 04, 2001

Camp Dickface 2001 "Camp Dickface

Camp Dickface 2001
"Camp Dickface was a Burning Man 2001 themecamp. The concept is for guys to pose for photos replacing the noses of celebrities and politicians with anonymous dick-shots."

Wow, too bad I missed this. Just goes to show that try as you might, you can never see everything at BM.

(Warning: contains dick)

October 03, 2001

Man finds human penis in

Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch.

Need I say more?
Props to Don

A contribution from Charles -

A contribution from Charles - the flame to end all flames...