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You know, I was trying to be productive today, and avoid a downward spiral of ever more pureile humor... but as you can tell by the digression of the last three posts, it was only destined to get worse. Here is "Korean Arse Shooter.
Wow...this is one of the weirdest things to ever come out of Japan. "Boonga Boonga", and well, you just have to read it to believe it.
Hey, let's play The Vodka Party!
Tired of those annoying raver kids? Well, it's time for....Raver Meltdown! (thanks Dave)
Very entertaining flash game: "Supershagland" (thanks Thomas!)
Before you complain about the ad in the lower right-hand corner, let me explain. First of all, we aren't selling out, it's a free ad. It's an ad-exchange thing with other webloggers, so really, it's a trade, and in exchange we get advertised on other people's sites all over the internet, and that's a good thing. Besides, have you ever seen a more unobtrusive ad? I think not.
Now go watch Kung Fu Jesus.
(if you still want to complain, the just send me money and the linky thing will go away ;)
Rather hilarious sight for the next time you're in Milwaukee (um...if ever)...
Flying into the airport (from the north), i looked out my window and saw on the roof of a large warehouse that some jokester has painted in huge yellow letters: "Welcome to Cleveland". I wonder how often someone sees that and freaks out. "Cleveland!!! Stewardess!!! I'm on the wrong plane!!!" Brilliant humor.
It's poo! and you can rate it! Now! Happy Thanksgiving!
(Don't blame me, blame Lord Vague ®)
Must...learn...flash...
With components of immpecable quality, this hand-made Harry Potter action figure is now for sale.
David Bowie has branched out into painting, sculpture, printmaking and photography. Some of the stuff is actually pretty cool!
The submission keep pouring in...this one's from Pablo - a cool Flash game.
Woah...this is one of the wierdest things I've ever seen. Cat shaped soap that grows hair... (thanks Andrew)
Ed. Note: I deeply apologize for my spelling ineptitude. Weird, not Wierd.
"It could have been tasteless, but it isn't. In addition to somehow handling a "sensitive" concept with respect and humor - I also really like the design". (from Spencer) I did pretty badly... but I don't think it's a big deal.. that's the point isn't it? hmm...
The Museum of E-Failure is now open. (thanks Thomas!)
Um...it's funny. Go listen.
Monkeyfarts-endorsed event! Don't miss the one time only showing of Spike and Mike's festival of twisted animation at the Castro theatre in SF tonight at 11:30.
More wierd, dumb people doing wierd dumb things :: This time a guy attacks cookie monster.
Somewhat amusing drunkeness warnings in flash.
Shitbegone, it's everywhere.
Behold: The Worst Job in Singapore.
I dunno, animal sperm collection could have the makings of a successful webcam site. It's all about innovation, people.
Right... appologies for the lack of postings lately. Here are a few jokes to tide you over. Also, in keeping with the theme of unemployment, here is a great solution for those in the Bay Area. Regardless of where you are, you can still make funny animated gifs with your digital camera all day long, as demonstrated by the piece to the right by Thomas, entitled "My Day".
Community High senior's vagina costume earns suspension. But his classmates gave him first prize in costume contest.
Update :: from ABC
(thanks Dave T)
"Please note that since we are an early stage startup, we don't have funding yet, and therefore will NOT be able to offer you a salary. Instead we are offering a significant amount of stock."
Bwahahahahhahahha!
*gasp*
Ahahahahhahahha!
"Although there is no salary, you will get:
- a chance to work on a 'killer app'; we appreciate your skepticism, but when you hear the details you'll understand
- work on a genuinely interesting project - it's not a boring financial or scientific application
- work with and learn from an experienced manager with a good attitude."
Stop! Stop! You're killing me!
An amusing flash cartoon about the current 'being laidoff' situation... (from Todd, who's actually not Odd Todd)
The complete guide.
Cleaning The Fucking Kitchen For Dummies.
A fucking book about cleaning the fucking kitchen for all you dirty fucks out there. Fuck fuck fuck. It's just so fun to type!
Just remember, there is always someone out there who is more bored than you are.
