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On the beach, happy and groovy as can be. The Kitten Band

Posted by Scut at 08:20 PM | Permalink

A close runner up for the most annoying site on the internet. Do not click if you have epilepsy.
I mean it.

Posted by Tom at 10:32 PM | Permalink

Just enter your name and the names of a few friends. This is particularily amusing if you enter names of ex-girlfriends or lovers.

(thanks Sneha!)

Posted by Scut at 12:06 PM | Permalink

Seem's staring at women's breasts is quite healthy afterall!

(thank you Brea)

Posted by Scut at 11:57 AM | Permalink

So! Here it is, version 6.0 of Monkeyfarts.org!

I've completed the migration over to MovableType from Blogger and hopefully everything is working alright. Search capabilities should be improved, comments are integrated rather than an add-on script, there is a new "auto-notification" script that should notify users when a new post is added, and changed the message board from YaBB back to the Ben Brown Discuss engine.

Please, browse around and make sure everything is working and I hope you enjoy it!

Posted by Tom at 08:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (13)

My birthday is on friday. You know what to do.

If you could, I'd actually preffer this, maybe? ;)

(oh yeah, and Nick's b-day is tomorrow, but SHH! I didn't tell you.)

Posted by Tom at 05:50 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Whoever designed the suggestively shaped LPGA tournament trophy has an interesting sense of humor... c/o kottke

Posted by Scut at 03:09 PM | Permalink

Later tonight, monkeyfarts may experience some downtime while we try to upgrade to MovableType 2.0, which should allow for some kick ass new features and such. We will probably lose all of our old comments, but hopefully with the new system we can avoid such a thing in the future while making everything smoother on the back-end, and not like that, you pervert.

Posted by Tom at 04:06 PM | Permalink

Electric Chicken presents the Apple iToilet.

Mmmmmmmm, iToilet.

Posted by Tom at 07:42 PM | Permalink

How to train flies to cooperate, and create a really cool model airplane at the same time!

Posted by Scut at 04:37 PM | Permalink

Disgruntled web designer freaks out.

Heh. This is an mp3 of a guy who designed a web site for someone I know freaking out because the site got re-done, like they needed his permission to do it or something. Damn funny stuff.

Posted by Tom at 11:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Those Drinky-Drink Kids!

Drunks. Nothing but drunks!

Posted by Tom at 07:55 PM | Permalink

My mother forwarded me this by e-mail this weekend. It definetly didn't have its intended purpose.

Posted by Tom at 07:03 PM | Permalink

So, I, in my infinite wisdom, forgot all about our webmaster address for this site, which I haven't checked it about, oh, say, a year until today. Guess what I found, besides tons of spam? Lots of user submissions! So, here's some of em, and I've router that address to mine so I don't miss anymore, hopefully.

Let's start it off with The Wonderous Vulva puppet! Just what I always needed!
Thx Mark

Posted by Tom at 06:10 PM | Permalink

Quick! Hide your stash 'n shit before your parents get here!
Thx, Chris.

Posted by Tom at 06:03 PM | Permalink

Good lord, LAPD action figures. That's just what kids need.
Thx Dave!

Posted by Tom at 06:00 PM | Permalink

Coreyanity, better living through the love and teachings of Corey Feldman. I weep for joy.
Thx Julienne!

Posted by Tom at 05:52 PM | Permalink

Aparently all it takes to be on Liberian currency is to be Captian of the Enterprise.
Tnx Inne!

Posted by Tom at 05:49 PM | Permalink

Netmaster 10baseT is in the hizzouse!

Posted by Tom at 06:33 PM | Permalink

My Dad and I Visit a Porn Set.

A nifty article written for the New York Press about what it's like to visit a porn shoot, with your dad.

Posted by Tom at 06:30 PM | Permalink

Wow. This is the most fabulous music video I have ever seen. "Hasselhoff" has outdone himself. thx Jane

Posted by Scut at 09:21 AM | Permalink

In keeping with the super sandwich motif - I bring you "Frampton's Long Egg". thx Andy T

Posted by Scut at 09:20 AM | Permalink

US military unveils 'super sandwich'

It is designed to stay fresh and dry for up to three years, and to withstand airdrops, rough handling and extreme climates. But how lethal is it?

Posted by Tom at 12:04 PM | Permalink

Attack of the 50ft Website!

The greatest collection of horror movie poster art on the web.

Posted by Tom at 05:36 PM | Permalink

www.11111111111111111
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Don't click on it unless you have lots of time and bandwith to spare. Not to mention a high tollerance for bright, throbbing graphics and a taste for the absurd.

Posted by Tom at 11:56 AM | Permalink

Skeletor and Gang.

Stop motion animation to tickle your funny bone.

Posted by Tom at 10:21 AM | Permalink

This may not seems serious, but appreantly it kind of is.

Posted by Tom at 10:18 AM | Permalink

Someone who can read Japanese needs to explain this.

Posted by Tom at 05:28 PM | Permalink

You've probably seen it already, but hey, it's our job to propagate these things, so here's the secret behind Google's search engine.

Posted by Tom at 05:25 PM | Permalink

Babysmasher.com

"Here, you can read the truth about Baby Smashers, which are available to the public all over the nation under the guise of 'Baby Changing Stations'. BabySmasher.com exists to provide the public with a means of spreading the truth about Baby Smashers - educating more people about the true use of these devices."

Posted by Tom at 05:23 PM | Permalink

Redneck Neighbor saga. thx anna!

Posted by Scut at 12:29 PM | Permalink

Strange, yet fairly amusing "Cat Cartoon". (thx Julie)

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Jim is a steeplejack, he climbs up things and fixes 'em. He's got one cool ass job, and a nifty website with pictures. I am jealous of Jim. Yes.

Posted by Tom at 06:55 PM | Permalink

The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite. Some people have incredible amounts of free time.

Posted by Scut at 03:23 PM | Permalink