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May 31, 2002

Spiderman Bodypainting


For next halloween here is an idea.... (thx Dave!)

May 30, 2002

White Hot Trash

Rather interesting adventures of Pinup Model Gus T. Williker.

(thx Anna!)

May 27, 2002

Happy Tree Friends.

Aww. Aren't they cute? How sweet and preci...SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!

Ass-O-Tron!

Yes, it's the Ass-o-tron, a wonderful device that will take any website of your choice and add ass to it. Works best on pages with lots of images.

Thx Brian.

Videos!

TOUCHING PEOPLE - Our Top 10 Outsider Videos.

Vice magazine brings you a bunch of "interesting" videos.
The Anna Nicole Smith demo reel are priceless.

May 26, 2002

IE exploit checker.

Qualys Browser Checkup is a page designed to work with IE 5 or higher on a windows box that will safely check several browsers exploits for you. The clipboard exploit is particularly interesting.

Anyone wishing to avoid these exploits can do so by using a browser other than IE. Right now, I would say that Mozilla is probbaly the only other browser I would recommend. It's tabbed browsing feature it worth a look alone.

May 25, 2002

Give'r!

FUBAR the movie.

The tale of two Canadian heshers with one mission: to "give'r". In theaters everywhere starting yesterday.

May 24, 2002

Naked Chickens!

Animal 51 is closer than you think! Naked Chickens now being bred in Davis.

May 23, 2002

Geeks vs. Dog

Rather amusing, if somewhat harsh, Dog interviews and mocks hard-core Star Wars fans.

(thx Sherry!)

May 21, 2002

Distractions during Exams...

You really ought to be careful when your computer is hooked up to an LCD projector. Expecially in front of a roomfull of kids.

May 20, 2002

Title usually goes here.

Cool ass videos of water ballons popping in low grav. Not bad.

Pets or Food...


Mmm... delicious pets. Now for the dinner table!

(thx Jane!)

May 17, 2002

Joshua Weintraub

Wondering what that fat drunk scout driving bastard is up to???

Anyone for a Drink???

Arrgggh.

Shut Your Holes, Bitches!

Recording Artist Guide to Safety at the Beach.

A happy little cartoon spoofing the real world effects of the DMCA. Reminds me of Get Your War On.

Free Porn!

It's friday, so here's some free porn courtesy of those folks over at The Modern Humorist. Enjoy!

May 16, 2002

More prank calls.

I present to you this link to some hilarious mp3s, including the budonkadonk file posted below. Appreantly they are from Comdey Central's new "Crank Yankers" show, due to debut soon. It is to laugh.

Look!

Look what I can do!

More Star Wars humor.
apprx. 1.3 mb.

Exclusive: New Star Wars Characters Revealed!

That's right! You heard it here first (maybe)! Why wait to see the movie when you could see all the great innovative new characters to come from Lucas' diseased, I mean, ingenious mind! Oh yeah!

May 15, 2002

IfIhadaMonkey.com

What the hell would you do with a monkey???

How does one get involved in this study?

Speaking of Monkies

Everyone needs one of these...

May 14, 2002

eXtreme science!

Today, we bring you Bert Hickman's experiments, where good ol' Bert has cooked up a contraption using a 10" diameter tesla coil and some other junk which he uses to electromagnetically shrink quarters. Bert needs to get out more often.

May 12, 2002

I'll take two.

Take a look at this statue and tell me if you can see anything that might be considered risqué about it.

Redneck Neighbors

Redneck Neighbor is a harrowing tale of suburban strife, complete with house fires and chicken coops. I can't believe he hasn't set up a webcam yet.

Sexy Tree too much for Santa Cruz?

Evidently, some Santa Cruz residents are finding this tree a tad too controversial.
(thx Jeff)

May 10, 2002

Coke = Jesus?

Notice, on this page listing brands owned by Coca-cola, that they apprently own "Jesus". Wow. One, I didn't realize that Jesus was branded, and two, that he'd be so saavy as to sign on with a multi-national corporation. What times we live in.

May 09, 2002

Gay or Eurotrash?

Hot on the tail of the last post (no pun intended), I bring you "gay or eurotrash?". This one isn't as disturbing as the last ones, but just as entertaining.

Female or Shemale?

B3ta.com has not one, but two challenging tests online to see if you can tell the difference. I did well on the first one, but the second round has me scared and shaken. Brrrrrr

May 08, 2002

The Truth About Canadians

Fact:"Canadians lead the world in per capita binge drinking. The average Canadian drinks an average of 16 beers on an average day. Seven of them are normally consumed while on the job."

I knew it!

May 07, 2002

Budonkadonk!

Prank call to the Village Voice personal ads. Hot damn, that's funny.

Who knew lawyers could be funny?

Yale Law's Top Ten New Copyright Crimes.

Dry humor from lawyers, who woulda guessed?

"Ass Kicking" now available


If you're in the Albany area, you're in luck! Inexpensive ass kicking now available.

May 03, 2002

When subarus attack!

Subaru WRX crashes through a house.

Ouch. Who wants to bet alchohol was involved?

May 02, 2002

Turd Twister?

The Turd Twister.

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor!

Think playdoh fun factory for your ass. Egad.

Crazy French and their dogs...

The french take the world cup very seriously. So do their dogs.

(thanks Gaby!)

Steve Ballmer in Times Square

Wow, I thought that Steve Ballmer video was history. But now, it's back, and 20 times as big. "Developers! Developers! Developers! SAY IT LOUD!!!" Live from Times Square.

May 01, 2002

Evil!

So You've Decided to become Evil.

A Step-by-Step Guide to joining the Forces of Darkness.

Fuck!

Ah, this is by far the only good thing to ever come of the big mouth billy bass. Ever.

You know, for pooping.

American Standard TYPE R

A smooth ride, every time.

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time


Yes, quite clearly it is, according to this incredibly enthusiastic banana. Strangely amusing, takes a while to load.

(thanks Aaron)