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June 30, 2002

The Coolest Website Ever!

Knightrider rides again!

Mmmmm Hmmmmm.

June 29, 2002

For Great Justice!

Any lawyers in the house? I've got a new cause for you: sue spammers for fun and profit.

It is a moral imperative.

June 27, 2002

Latest Fantasy Knives


You know those late night Home Shopping Club shows where they sell a bunch of really hideous knives? Well, these take the cake.

June 23, 2002

www.villainsupply.com

"Welcome to www.villainsupply.com, your best online source for everything EVIL. If you are a supervillain, mad scientist, warlord, dictator, or despot, then this is the place for you."

June 20, 2002

Perfect!

Melanotan and MelanotanII, are drugs that, according to it's inventors,
"both have sunless tanning capabilities but because
MelanotanII had spontaneous erection as a side effect, it is not
being further developed as a tanning agent. It is now being
evaluated as an erectile dysfunction drug."

A tan and spontaneous erections? Where do I sign up?

We've got your name!


PWC is apparantly changing it's name to "Monday". The registered a domain called "introducingmonday.com" but forgot to register "incroducingmonday.co.uk". Those funny Brits! (thx Jen!)

June 19, 2002

They'll never run out of content

Bad Photoshoppery celebrates the many poor and misguided attempts at photo-retouching that seem almost ubiquitous on the web. A great way to waste your day.

Rate My Kitten!


More "hot or not" style fun. This time, how cute is your kitten? (thx Dave)

Mini Putt

Arright. This is a great way to waste 10 minutes! (thx Pauline!)

June 18, 2002

Pander to this, Hollywood

Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics is a site dedicated to exposing just how impossible most movie plot lines are. Their review of Armageddon is one of their ultimate reviews, and man are they thorough.

Cat Boxing!

Cat Boxing! Needs no further introduction.

June 17, 2002

Puzzling...

It may not be there for long, so quick, check out the picture for the London Eye Millennium Wheel Jigsaw on this page.

Not bad, eh? Someone's getting fired for that.

June 13, 2002

MF television.

So, for our readers in the UK, today on C4 Wales will be a program called Fideo Mondo, which will feature a short bit about fun and humorous websites.

This, my friends, will be where Monkeyfarts will make it's initial assault on the unassuming world of broadcast television.

Book and movie deals cannot be far behind, mark my words. A soon a E! calls about the Monkeyfarts True Hollywood Story™, I'll let you know.

June 12, 2002

Serious or Satire?

Shave Your Way To Perfect Sideburns!

This looks so perfectly bad that it almost looks like satire. I was waiting for the virial marketing hook to show up somewhere or for the Beastie Boys to pop up on the promotional video, but it looks like this is an actual product. Who knew?

June 11, 2002

"Suwon to the world! For the future! Suwon is leading the toilet culture"

Apparantly, Suwon Korea has the most beautiful public toilets in the world. (thx kpak!)

movies!

His name is Hot Dog Boy, and he likes to make movies. Funny movies.

"Found Art"

StreetMattresses.com is a site dedicated to the documentation of just that, mattresses found discarded in the streets. It provides a long needed forum for people to discuss and marvel at these gems of modern civilization. Beautiful.

June 10, 2002

Need a Penguin?

Penguin Warehouse is offering some great specials this month! (thanks Dan)

Humming is Theft!

The Recording Industry is finally cracking down on one of the most widespread and seemingly unstoppable forms of music piracy today: humming.

June 08, 2002

Lost video archive!

Look what I found! JarJar's 'lost' screentest for StarWars Episode 2 (Attack of The Clones)
. Cherish it, it is precious.

Hot Love!

HOTT!!

Baby, you ass is on fire! No, really, it's on fire.

Thx Paul!

June 07, 2002

Red Flag

CAELAN has produced a program that should be of much use to people like myself who work in an predominatly female office. It will remind me of when I need to shut up and drop off the radar, lest I feel the wrath.

Art.


Few "artists" make my skin crawl as much as Thomas Kinkade, the original McArtist. On the other hand, if he had a personality and sense of humor, he could be quite cool. Like the legendary Bob Ross. It's all about attitude I guess.

June 05, 2002

All about John Scibby

I am now convinced that the The Onion's journalistic style and genius derive directly from the misguided brilliance of Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel articles, such as this one.

June 04, 2002

Biker Mags Rule!

Enjoy this wonderful collection of biker magazine ads from the early 80s. Fun for all.

Uwash Pet Wash


"Every groom or bath includes: bath, dry, brushing, nails clipped, ears cleaned and anal glands expressed." Only at the uwash pet wash.

Amorous Dolphin Assaulting Swimmers

At least they're trying to send him back to France. [Story]

June 03, 2002

Pirate Proof Music


Looks like the music industry has finally won! Check out the new pirate-proof media. (thx dave!)

June 01, 2002

Naughty Pixels!

What a fantastic world we live in, where you can find such things as the Accidental video game porn archive! Fantatically naughty screen grabs and animated gifs to tickle your "funny bone"! Whee!