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July 30, 2002

What, no jumpjets?

Man, the things some people will do just to win the love of their offspring...

How to dump your date.

Use this in cases of emergencies. Call this number
yourself and you'll understand it's purpose.

When a girl you just can't get away from asks for your
number, tell her you're from from New York and give
her this cell number: (212) 479-7990

Hot or not?

It was inevitable, yet unpredicable. You can now rate blogs on Hot or Not. Click Here and give Monkeyfarts a "10".

July 29, 2002

Yum?

Egad, only on the internet can you find things like Will Chayham's nine year old toe and finger nail collection. He even licks them. Yes.

Mousepad Couch

Yet another entry from the "too much time, too many avaliable resources" dept. This time, it's about furniture, kinda.

July 28, 2002

Jesus Built my Hotrod.

Fuck cars, I want one of these.

July 23, 2002

Sajjad Ali


The animation is kinda crude, but this new presentation by Pakistani Pop Star Sajjad Ali is actually pretty cool... takes a minute or two to get going though.

July 22, 2002

Spank My Ass and Call Me Boris!

Lonely? Sure you are, we all get lonely sometimes. Amputee fetish? Um, yeah, it could happen. Like the way they make 'em in Eastern Europe (especially if they make 'em sans a limb)? Boy, is this your lucky day!

Ebay Goodness.

Well well, ebay's popularity just seems to come from everywhere, even the courtroom.

July 20, 2002

Iceland Ho!

Apple's switch campaign is getting a little overplayed, doncha think? Of course it is, and that can mean only one thing: they've made themselves prime targets for geeks everywhere. Let the games begin.

First, we have Switchback, a pretty good flash movie from ubergeek.

Next, we have Ben Brown, professing his "love" for his new iBook. May they live happily ever after.

And lastly, we have Apple themselves, with this ad that is sure to appeal to the totally fucking blasted student in everyone.

July 19, 2002

Meat Ice Cream!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Japanese ice cream. When I first saw this link, I immediatly thought of wonders like mochi, green tea, or sweet bean ice cream, all of which I love. Upon further investigation, however, it appears that in Japan, an inordinate amount of meat seems to find its was into the dessert. Don't ask me why, I personally don't see the allure of ox tounge ice cream, but then again, what do I know?

July 18, 2002

"Clerks"

Bored? The True Porn Clerk Stories" is a, shall we say, interesting read.

July 17, 2002

Booooooooring...

"Now you know why we say "Boring Means Business."

I have been all over this site, and as hard as it is to believe, I think it's real! Needless to say, these people must have some seriously dull lives.

July 16, 2002

Which band is next?


Apparantely, there is a street in Madrid now named after AC/DC. (thx Anna!)

July 13, 2002

Cobra: the Musical!

Cobra: the Musical!

"When an evil Terrorist organization goes broke and needs money, they can only turn to one man...William Shakespeare! Follow the adventures of Cobra Commander, Serpentor, Destro and all your favorite G.I. Joe villains as they attempt to raise funds by putting on their very own production of Hamlet. This is the story of how it fails, miserably...WATCH!!"

July 11, 2002

Mr T. Haikus


The best Haikus since the N-Judah Haikus of last year. I pity the fool! (thanks Anna!)

July 10, 2002

Funny Signs

Most of these have been goin' around the net for ages, but here is a nice collection to laugh at!

July 09, 2002

elgoog

This is the most useless insanity i've ever seen. Still, I've no idea how it's done, so that makes it somewhat impressive! (Hint - you actually have to type backwards to get it to work, and it will actually return the same results as google!)

July 07, 2002

Web-A-Sketch

How's your graphing skills? Give 'em a test over at the web-controlled etch-a-sketch!

Aquariass!

Ever get lonely while dropping the kids off at the pool? Want for bathroom companionship no longer, with your very own custom Aquarium Toilet!

Project Cryo

Project Cryo, because your mouse just isn't cool enough without cryogenics.

July 06, 2002

Give it to me straight...

Who knew honesty in advertising applied to law firms?

July 02, 2002

I'm a Geek!

The Top 50 IRC quotes ought to keep you busy for a while.

So should the 5.25" disk sleeve archive.

JumboTron for sale!

Wow! Can anyone spare 20 grand? This thing could be fun.

July 01, 2002

And now, a public service message.

Defeat Telemarketers for FREE!

Ever notice how when you get a telemarketing phone call, there's always a pause between when you say "hello?" and when they respond? Apparently, that is due to the fact that they use an automated dialer to page through calls quicker, and when a real person picks up the phone, it switches over to a real person to give you the pitch. This website outlines how you can set your answering machine to put out a tone when it first answers your phone which tells the auto-dialer to hang up and try a different number. After letting your machine screen calls for a while, telemarketers should remove you number from their databases.

Not, bad eh? Requires some work, but can pay off well if you are constantly hounded and need relief. Kind of like Mail Washer for your phone.

Day-um!

Is your grill dangerously low on bling? Have you ever caught yourself saying, "Damn, I just don't spend enough money on shit that makes me look like a vampire-pimp?" Well then, worry no more, for the folks at Brunson Jewelry can help! Don't forget the custom shoes, too!

A new level in keepsakes...


That lock or hair just isn't personal enough. [link] thx Anna!