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October 31, 2002

Cheap livin'

Sheds - How I lived in a storage unit as a kid.

An unbelieveable story about how one family lived in a storage unit during the author's youth. I'm not sure what to make of this one.

HAWT!

Are you a mac fetishist? Secretly year to bump scsi ports with your G4? The MacSleazy is for you! Pages and pages of depraved macintosh indulgence, just waiting for your hard-driven perusal.

October 30, 2002

Own a piece of history!

eBay item 728608381 - GENUINE Elton John pubic hair VERY RARE

What more need to be said?
Thx Julienne!

Don't fuck with the Scandinavians.

When the Swedish attack!

October 29, 2002

Anglicize it...

Funny list of American vs. British words. The ones dealing with drinking are pretty right on. (thx AF)

October 26, 2002

Stereotypes

Fun things to do with flash and photography.

October 24, 2002

Talk Dirty to Me.

Things overheard at the STD clinc.

October 23, 2002

Arnold Chrysler

Arnold Chrysler stands accused of stealing somewhere close to 40,000 coat hangers from hotels around the world. While that may be strange and interesting in and of itself, what is even more entertaining are the trial notes, which present a very interesting look at what Mr. Chrysler is like. I love this guy already.

October 17, 2002

The evil that men do...

Witness the horror and fury that is the kitty litter cake.

"a unique manifestation of democracy"

Only one election could ever qualify for coverage on Monkeyfarts. [Pure comedy]

October 16, 2002

Nice plates!

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October 15, 2002

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

It's enough to give a preschool teacher a fucking heart attack...

October 14, 2002

Family disaster...

Sheesh, what a mess. Man calls for prostitute, daughter shows up, wife files for divorce. (c/o nd)

October 13, 2002

Pure class, baby.

Need something more from your welding helmet? Then look no further than Hoodlum Welding, makers of fine welding hoods fit for any occation. For every niche, the internet will provide.

October 11, 2002

I used to believe

This is fantastic! [I used to believe] is a collection of things people used to believe when they were young. (thx andrew!)

October 10, 2002

Jeeeeeesus is Here!

Everything you ever wanted to know about what happens to bad boys and girls.
(complete with online casino popups)

Moving to sunny Ramallah?

Check out the Palestinian CRAIGSLIST!

DOCTOR WARP!

It's easy. Just pick any celebrity and click and drag their face to a picasso! A bit retarded, but great for generating fucked up pix to cut and paste.

Hungry in SF?

This guy has a freezer full of schlangs for ya.

Fascinating Survey

OK, no more corpses. Here's something on the other end of the spectrum: [a lingustic survey] It's long as hell, but if you take the time to do it, and honestly enter your geographical informaion, you get to see some rather interesting maps in the end. My personal favorite - the Bubbler question. (c/o Julia)

Ughhh...

Don't click on this unless you have a very morbid sense of humor. Still, as popularizers of the weirdness of the internet, I'm obligated to mention that you can now purchase replica corpses for your entertainment and frightening the neighbors. (thanks Jane)

October 09, 2002

Lego Masters...

Thought MC Escher's creations were impossible to recreate in the physical world? Well, anything is possible with Legos.

October 08, 2002

Airline Baggage Handling Illustrated...

[Detailed Image Here]

October 07, 2002

In smog and Thunder

Rather humorous upcoming movie about the inevitable California civil war.