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Posted by Scut at 07:38 AM | Permalink

It's Thanksgiving (in the U.S.)! What better way to celebrate this grand holiday than with canned, processed meat? No better way, I say, and with that, I bring you Spam Turkey. Yes. The line has been crossed.

Posted by Tom at 02:59 PM | Permalink

Got any palm trees in your neighborhood that are screaming for "vegas style" lighting? Hell, I think these things could even work on a nice Pine or Oak!

Posted by Scut at 04:49 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

ShowMeYourWound.com is a happy little website dedicated to showing off and telling tales about wounds. There are photos and pics galore, and unfortunately some look staged, but it's still an interesting concept nonetheless.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by Tom at 09:27 PM | Permalink

Rather interesting cartographic search tool.

Posted by Scut at 03:00 AM | Permalink

I think this is supposed to say "Trick or Treat".

Posted by Tom at 05:57 PM | Permalink

TASER International doesn't just supply law enforcement with less lethal means of subduing dangerous individuals, they also provide many a video demonstration for your education/entertainment. And you thought those punks a Jackass had all the fun.

Posted by Tom at 05:31 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

More fun than a barrel of Monkeys! Compare yourself and your friends, see who wins. I'll get you Tom, then the island is mine!

Posted by Scut at 03:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

This page is dedicated to buying me, Tom, an island.

Now you might be wondering why in the hell you would be willing to help a stranger purchase an island. First and foremost I am not asking you to shell out your hard earned savings. All I am asking is that you donate any sum of money to this handsome, hard-working young man. With the recent sucess of SaveKaryn.com and the arrival of Buy Tanya a Car, I figured enough people might have some compassion for a nice guy down on his luck.

You see, I have been hard hit by the current economic downturn, and I meerly seek a getaway from it all. Well, I figured out a way to do it. That way is island ownership. What better way to recover from dot-com depression? I could even host a thank you party to all that contribute! Just think of all the good karma you can get from helping out your fellow man. Island property even starts as low as $15,000! That's cheaper than a car! It's even cheaper than Karyn's credit card bills! What a deal!

Posted by Tom at 05:29 PM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Remember the classic KPMG theme song? Well, now there's more!

Posted by Scut at 04:28 AM | Permalink

Build racing tracks and compete against parrots in .this nice little shockwave game.

Posted by Tom at 04:48 PM | Permalink

You may not know Outlander yet, but he's here, and there is no stopping him.

Posted by Tom at 12:07 AM | Permalink

What to NOT buy for your cat. Ever. Seriously.

Posted by Tom at 08:48 PM | Permalink

Witness the British military on acid.

Posted by Tom at 02:45 PM | Permalink

Apparantly, this chick spent $20,000 on crap and is now getting all her debt paid off by random people on the net! I'm really speachless.. not sure how to react. But as you all know, Monkeyfarts is deeply in debt and we're trying to pay off the new Monkeyfarts Corvette, so if you'd like to give us a dollar, click here.

Posted by Scut at 06:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Ingenuity! Someone has finally come up with a way to make a rumble pack useful!

Posted by Tom at 03:51 PM | Permalink

You know those 3-letter airport codes that cities have? LAX? JFK? well, I'm afraid that despite their best efforts, Sioux City still SUX.

Posted by Scut at 01:24 AM | Permalink

Join the craze. Make your own Googlism. Just enter your name and hit go!

Posted by Scut at 05:10 AM | Permalink

The adventures of a charming white couple and the legions of black people who inexplicably love them. Do read the comments. (thx Hal)

Posted by Scut at 01:35 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)