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Posted by Tom at 10:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

This and many other FACTS can be learned about here.

Posted by Scut at 04:44 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Posted by Tom at 03:30 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

ZOMG HOTT!, an amazing new website, chock full of steamy goodness. Behold, and be thankful.

Posted by Tom at 07:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Good old Governor Arnold, in an early classic from Brazil. [LINK HERE]

Posted by Scut at 01:45 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

There is so much more I need to know about this.

Posted by Tom at 12:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Ok, Random link, admittedly. But here ya got relatively high quality images of random, and otherwise unknown human space travellers... from the USSR.

Oh yeah, and ya got bio info there too, if their face somehow piques interest in you enough to click and glaze over their boring-assed stats. Kinda like baseballs cards for retards. But FUN!

...or not

oh yeah - American Asstronuts too..

Posted by Marty at 11:07 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Panexa. Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.

Posted by Scut at 06:26 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

In 2002, Douglas Zongker published what would evntually be awarded Best Paper and Best Paper on Chickens (pdf) at the University of Washington's prestigious PoCSci '02 conference. After reading it, I am sure you will see why.

Posted by Tom at 11:55 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted by Tom at 04:47 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

For those of you using foil helmet technology in order to project yourself, YOU ARE IN DANGER.

"It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings."

OMG.

Posted by Tom at 02:25 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

(blatantly stolen from canada)

Posted by Tom at 02:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

John Nozum was also born with Goldenhar's Syndrome. He has also had a tracheostomy done in order to correct his sleep apenea, but he doesn't let it get him down. In fact, he has put together a section of his great website in order to show, as he puts it, The Lighter Side of Trach Life. I suggest you take a look and see.

Posted by Tom at 10:09 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Hott.

Posted by Tom at 01:40 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)